Behind the scenes at NWWWL.... Working on NegativWorldWideWebLand is not all just fun and games. It's hours upon hours of painful and torturous work carried out by the following people in the filthiest sweatshops this side of Indonesia. Putting this site together is a very complex three step process: Negativland decides what they want on their site and tells the Informative Information Services Department of UMN what to do. The IISDUMN (or "I IS DUMN" as we're forced to say out loud around the office occasionally) make Negativland's horridly complex ideas a reality. Negativland then bitches and moans over and over and over again because everything is completely wrong and they re-think step one. The Weatherman's coming over here now with a super-economy-sized 25-gallon barrel of scalding-hot Formula 409, please save me. HELP! These are the grunts that toil every day, painting every last pixel of NWWWL onto your home computer. Dan Lynch of SP3D thoughtfully designed the site. He utilized all 216 multi-platform web-safe colors in the site. A new color will be featured in the lower-right hand corner of the front page every week. Collect them all! Jon Land discretely put well-thought out typos, obscenities, and out-of-date information throughout the entire site. I can't work here any more. They don't give me lunch breaks. I'm about to pass out. Special thanks to Enrico Gomez for his lighting expertise. Jefferey Brissen from Silcon Solutions, LLC bolted the DEATHSENTENCES portion of the site together from various junk yards in such a way that you'll swear he's Dr. Frankenstein and Preston Tucker's love child. It's a total load of scrap, and that means the world to us. Anna Melnikoff lovingly crafted the Slideshow portion of the site from nothing more than... an actual slideshow. Chris Dugan bravely ventured into the world of squant-featured photography and came though with colors flying! His Squant essay has recently won a Primary® - the International Color Council's highest literary honor. God Nose site design and graphics by Bob Willin, Stephan Ronan, Don Joyce, and Andy Warhol. Digital implementaion and embellishments by Slim Tim Maloney under west coast palms, Tippy Jon Land under eastern drizzle, and Rockin Rolley Tickner just down under. Thanks to the Pirate Council of Radio Caroline for the prestigious Psychedelic Bridge Award electronically presented to the God Nose site on it's inauguration day. Plaque to follow. I haven't peed in a month. They don't let me go home at night. Kill me, please kill me.